My new career guidance system will be to leverage the listings on this site, create a little randomizer program and let the program pick my new career. I tell you, this will be fun. Here is a little alphabet of options:
A: Almond Huller... or for the foodies: Almond Paste Maker...
B: Bobbin Cleaner, Hand... not to be confused with Bobbin Cleaner, Machine...
C: Cabbage Salter... see "P": are the industries related?
D: Dice Spotter... question, where are dice made? Would I have to relocate to Las Vegas? I'd prefer Monaco...
E: Embossing Clerk (Tobacco)... What is this? Tobacco Sculptor?
F: Finished Cloth Examiner... sounds very official.
G: Gizzard Skin Remover
H: Hog Grader
I: Incinerator Operator II... what do I need to do to be a Incinerator Operator I, use accelerants?
J: Jute Bag Clipper... I'd know what to get everyone for Christmas!!!
K: Kettle Tender
L: Letterer, but Lettuce Trimmer sounds pleasing... I could employ rabbit subcontractors.
M: Marsh Buggy Operator... seriously, people in marshes need to get around, too.
N: Net Washer
O: Organ Grinder
P: Pickler
Q: Quill Cleaner, Hand... I understand the importance of this position... machine washed quills are just not the same...
R: Recoil Spring Winder
S: Silk Top-Hat Body Maker...this sounds very practical... I mean someone's got to do it!!
T: Toy Stuffer... I wonder if I would work alongside Santa's elves?
U: Unscrambler... I'd think that this has to do with playing Scrabble....
V: Vinegar Maker... is that really just an under preforming winemaker?
W: Worm Sorter... I bet that if you get good, you can get a job in tequila manufacturing.
X: X-ray Consultant... why couldn't this be "X-Ray Vision Consultant"? That'd be fun...
Y: Yoeman... I never liked Laura Ingalls Wilder books, so this might not be a good fit...
Z: Zipper Repairer... now, this seems practical... who hasn't had a zipper break?? With obesity, this is a growth industry.
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